I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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