The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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