Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Do you have feelings for this penis?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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