What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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