we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Holy sore nipples Batman
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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