we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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