Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Randomize
