how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I take back everything I said about communal showers
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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