I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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