Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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