she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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