she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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