She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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