Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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