Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
