bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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