Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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