Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
All I want is dick and wine.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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