I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
