Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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