he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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