There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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