how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
this must be what syphilis tastes like
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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