whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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