i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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