Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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