FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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