Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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