I think i sorta joined a cult last night
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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