I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
where are my eyebrows?
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