ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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