dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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