Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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