She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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