You're completely useless in the revolution.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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