She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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