Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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