He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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