So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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