I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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