what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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