If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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