You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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