How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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