Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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