I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I have fence marks all over my body
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
