I just pynch a tree in the face
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
