What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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