Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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