Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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