in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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