Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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