So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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